And the winner is...!

Best poetic license as rejection letter: Lt. Cccyxx

Best use of Mormon Vampire Porn: kate

Best unprofessional-but-he-wishes-he-could-use-it-anyway query: Terry Stonecrop

Best entry and blog post to appeal to Snarky's vanity: Julie Lindsay

And the winner is... [drumroll, please]

Theresa Milstein! Snarky loved her sarcastic tone, which fits him like a custom-tailored suit and hi-tops--and, with fill-in-the-blank rejections, Snarky has more time to drink at work. Oh, yes, and read more queries!

14 comments:

Sandy Shin said...

Oh wow, congratulations, Theresa! And congrats to all the winners!

Charli Mac said...

Loved that Mad Lib style query! Congrats Theresa and the other quotable notables.

Vicki Rocho said...

Congrats, Theresa!

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

WTG, Theresa!

Theresa Milstein said...

Thank you! This a proud moment for me.

I'd love a critique of my first page. My e-mail is tmilstein at gmail dot com.

Terry Stonecrop said...

Congrats, Theresa Milstein!

And thank you, AG, for for third-runner-up. Or is it honorable mention? Huh? Not professional?

Julie Lindsey said...

Love it! Hubby and I actually laughed out loud at Theresa's fill in the blanks. Nice work!

Also, it was an honor to appeal to Snarky's vanity. I've also written a dissertation on his general fabulousness and the sex appeal of a secret identity if he's interested *Call me* *wink* *wink* ;) j/k -total professional over here.

Micah Maddox said...

Grats Theresa!

Lindsay said...

Congrats Theresa! Honestly, your submission made me laugh out loud. My kids ran into the office, probably thinking I was watching a cartoon behind their backs:-)

Agency Gatekeeper said...

Terry,
It's all Snarky. He judged everything while GK was at the beach.

And, like GK, he writes about himself in third person.

Lt. Cccyxx said...

Just getting to (vicariously) reject Stephenie Meyer was a reward in and of itself.

Terry Stonecrop said...

I was joshing, too;) It probably didn't quite pass muster on a professional level.

kate said...

That. was. fun.

Snarky Agent-man said...

@Theresa Milstein I will email you shortly. If not, email me a snarky reminder: mr.snarkyagentman@gmail.com

@Terry Stonecrop I meant that I wish I could send it out, but I don't usually mention VS catalogs to queriers. Since I read them for the articles and all...

@Julie Lindsey As a literary man about town, I would be happy to show you the sites. My number is...