Best poetic license as rejection letter: Lt. Cccyxx
Best use of Mormon Vampire Porn: kate
Best unprofessional-but-he-wishes-he-could-use-it-anyway query: Terry Stonecrop
Best entry and blog post to appeal to Snarky's vanity: Julie Lindsay
And the winner is... [drumroll, please]
Theresa Milstein! Snarky loved her sarcastic tone, which fits him like a custom-tailored suit and hi-tops--and, with fill-in-the-blank rejections, Snarky has more time to drink at work. Oh, yes, and read more queries!
14 comments:
Oh wow, congratulations, Theresa! And congrats to all the winners!
Loved that Mad Lib style query! Congrats Theresa and the other quotable notables.
Congrats, Theresa!
WTG, Theresa!
Thank you! This a proud moment for me.
I'd love a critique of my first page. My e-mail is tmilstein at gmail dot com.
Congrats, Theresa Milstein!
And thank you, AG, for for third-runner-up. Or is it honorable mention? Huh? Not professional?
Love it! Hubby and I actually laughed out loud at Theresa's fill in the blanks. Nice work!
Also, it was an honor to appeal to Snarky's vanity. I've also written a dissertation on his general fabulousness and the sex appeal of a secret identity if he's interested *Call me* *wink* *wink* ;) j/k -total professional over here.
Grats Theresa!
Congrats Theresa! Honestly, your submission made me laugh out loud. My kids ran into the office, probably thinking I was watching a cartoon behind their backs:-)
Terry,
It's all Snarky. He judged everything while GK was at the beach.
And, like GK, he writes about himself in third person.
Just getting to (vicariously) reject Stephenie Meyer was a reward in and of itself.
I was joshing, too;) It probably didn't quite pass muster on a professional level.
That. was. fun.
@Theresa Milstein I will email you shortly. If not, email me a snarky reminder: mr.snarkyagentman@gmail.com
@Terry Stonecrop I meant that I wish I could send it out, but I don't usually mention VS catalogs to queriers. Since I read them for the articles and all...
@Julie Lindsey As a literary man about town, I would be happy to show you the sites. My number is...
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