Sorry for the mass email but this trip was last minute.
I will be in New York tomorrow and am looking for a literary agent for the attached proposal. If you have interest and time to meet please email me.
Uggh. Right. We're just sitting here, waiting for a proposal to come in so we can shove everything else--including the clients we already have onboard--aside, on the off chance that you (who we didn't know existed until thirty seconds ago) want to meet with us. Tomorrow.
Somewhat amusingly, the first lines are: Every few decades a book is published that forever changes the lives of its readers. [Name of work] is such a book.